The Massachusetts Homebuying Circus
Home prices: The state's average price is $658,400—just enough to make you wonder if you can Airbnb your garage to pay the mortgage.
Median sale price: $686,700... because apparently, everyone is trying to move here for the lobster rolls or Dunkin’ Donuts proximity.
Boston: Average price is $739,121, but median listing is $895,000. For that, you get premium access to potholes, Red Sox traffic, and aggressive squirrels.
Worcester: $443,717—affordable (relatively), and you might even find a house that comes with working pipes and a mysterious stain in the basement.
Market Mayhem
Houses sell in under 40 days, which is less time than it takes to binge-watch “The Office” and have a mild existential crisis.
Over 40% of homes go for above list price—bidding wars here are the adult version of musical chairs, but with more paperwork and tears.
Buyer Survival Tips
Plan to spend $450,000–$900,000. If you want to live near Boston, add a few extra zeroes or get really comfortable with roommates who collect Fabergé eggs.
Property taxes, closing fees, and repairs: Because nothing says “welcome home” in Massachusetts like a surprise tax bill bigger than your wedding.
Bottom line: In Massachusetts, houses cost a lot, but the stories you'll get from house hunting and negotiating will make you laugh, cry, and maybe reconsider van life